Monday, April 27, 2009

The Trophy (ex) Girlfriend

If you once dated a really hot girl but are no longer with her you cannot "trophy" her. You can have a "Trophy" Girlfriend but not a Trophy (ex) Girlfriend.

WHY?

Because of the following:

1) You introduce her to your friends and they all think "lucky fucker" - you didn't manage to keep her though did you?

OR

2) You introduce her to your friends and they all think "lucky fucker" - why on earth did you dump her?


In Conclusion: You look like a prick and the "ex" has Dumpees Revenge ;)

1 comment:

Melancholy Thongs said...

hmmmm.... I wonder who..

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